Aviation Jokes - Part 3

Boarding from what gate?


At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the boarding announcement at Gate 35. Then I heard the voice on the public address system saying, "We apologize for the inconvenience, but Delta Flight 570 will board from Gate 41."

So my family picked up our luggage and carried it over to Gate 41. Not ten minutes later the public address voice told us that Flight 570 would in fact be boarding from Gate 35.

So, again, we gathered our carry-on luggage and returned to the original gate. Just as we were settling down, the public address voice spoke again: "Thank you for participating in Delta's physical fitness program.


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Hahahaha boleh suggest kt MAS utk buat kt passenger dieorg nie. Ye la dari bosan-bosan tunggu flight nak berlepas leh excercise sikit kan dlm bilik terminal kan.... At least ia boleh mengurangkan berat kapal.... (hahaha alasan xlojik betul) BUT it totally not suggested to Air Asia passenger ok.... :p

Aviation Jokes - Part 2

Don't be on this flight

"This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I'd like to welcome you aboard British Airways flight 602 from New York to London. We are currently flying at a height of 35,000 feet midway across the Atlantic.

"If you look out of the windows on the starboard side of the aircraft, you will observe that both the starboard engines are on fire.

"If you look out of the windows on the port side, you will observe that the port wing has fallen off.

"If you look down towards the Atlantic ocean, you will see a little yellow life raft with three people in it waving at you.

"That's me your captain, the co-pilot, and one of the air stewardesses. This is a recorded message. Have a good flight!"

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Confirm jangan naik flight nie. Bukan ke ada pepatah pernah berkata, (wah berpujangga la pulak saya ari nie), in the shrinking boat, the captain are the last to leave the boat (hahahaha nie guna ayat sendiri ek) 

JANA

Aviation Jokes - Part 1

Hi......
Untuk menambahkan entry kt blog nie, i've decided utk menambah apa-apa yang patut berkaitan dgn aviation termasuk la any jokes berkaitan yang me rasakan bersesuaian. Saje nak berkongsi gelak bersama-sama.......
so hope uols enjoy.... :)

 
Are blind pilots flying?

One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show up so they can get under way.

The pilot and copilot finally appear in the rear of the plane and begin walking up to the cockpit through the center aisle. Both appear to be blind; the pilot is using a white cane, bumping into passengers right and left as he stumbles down the aisle. The copilot is using a guide dog. Both have their eyes covered with sunglasses.

At first, the passengers do not react thinking that it must be some sort of practical joke. After a few minutes though, the engines start revving, and the airplane begins moving down the runway.

The passengers look at each other with some uneasiness. They start whispering among themselves and look desperately to the stewardesses for reassurance.

Yet, the plane starts accelerating rapidly, and people begin panicking. Some passengers are praying, and as the plane gets closer and closer to the end of the runway, the voices are becoming more and more hysterical.

When the plane has less than twenty feet of runway left, there is a sudden change in the pitch of the shouts as everyone screams at once. At the very last moment, the plane lifts off and is airborne.

Up in the cockpit, the copilot breathes a sigh of relief and tells the pilot: "You know, one of these days the passengers aren't going to scream, and we aren't going to know when to take off!"

JANA